Oceanside Hunks

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The most meaty guys from Oceanside, Long Island, who think they’re gods because they’re built like tanks and live near the beach.

Just saw a guy walking his dog at the boardwalk. He looked like he could bench-press a lobster.

My cousin’s dating one. He told me he’s got a six-pack that could cut through a crab cake.

The barista at Java Joe’s is a total Oceanside Hunk. He gave me free coffee and a wink.

When you’re as big as a barge and still think you’re the best thing since sliced bread, especially if you’re from Oceanside.

My uncle’s a total Oceanside Hunk. He eats a whole pizza and still flexes.

The guy at the gym who’s always yelling, ‘I’m from Oceanside, baby!’

My neighbor’s a hunk, but he’s also from Oceanside. That’s a double threat.