Oceanside Hunks
The most meaty guys from Oceanside, Long Island, who think they’re gods because they’re built like tanks and live near the beach.
Just saw a guy walking his dog at the boardwalk. He looked like he could bench-press a lobster.
My cousin’s dating one. He told me he’s got a six-pack that could cut through a crab cake.
The barista at Java Joe’s is a total Oceanside Hunk. He gave me free coffee and a wink.