oceansick - So sad you’d rather be buried under a pile of seashells than

So sad you’d rather be buried under a pile of seashells than sit in a boring room.

I tried to do my homework. I got so ocean sick I buried myself under a pile of seashells.

My teacher asked why I was late. I said, 'I was buried under seashells.'

I got so ocean sick I dug a hole and cried in it.