oceansick

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Feeling like your soul was ripped out by a seagull because you’re stuck on land.

I tried to watch a movie. My brain kept thinking about the ocean. I threw up on the couch.

My friend went to the mall. Came back looking like a drowned rat. Ocean sick, baby.

I got ocean sick on a plane. The guy next to me asked if I was sick. I said, 'No, I just hate the sky.'

So sad you could cry saltwater and still feel like a broken toaster.

I tried to eat a sandwich. My eyes started watering. I cried saltwater and my sandwich was ruined.

My dog went to the beach. He came back crying. I think he got ocean sick.

I tried to work. My brain was too busy crying saltwater. I got fired.

Feeling so bad you’d rather be tossed around by a whale than sit in a boring room.

I tried to read a book. My brain was too busy thinking about whales. I threw the book at the wall.

My mom said I was ocean sick. I said, 'I’d rather be eaten by a whale.'

I went to a meeting. I was so ocean sick I walked out and yelled at a pigeon.

So homesick you’d kill your brother just to get back to the beach.

I was so ocean sick I tried to kill my brother. He ran away. I cried saltwater again.

My brother went to the mountains. I got so ocean sick I tried to kill him with a spoon.

I got ocean sick and my sister said, 'Just kill him already.'

So sad you’d rather be buried under a pile of seashells than sit in a boring room.

I tried to do my homework. I got so ocean sick I buried myself under a pile of seashells.

My teacher asked why I was late. I said, 'I was buried under seashells.'

I got so ocean sick I dug a hole and cried in it.

So sad you’d rather be eaten by a shark than listen to your mom’s stories.

I tried to listen to my mom’s stories. I got so ocean sick I ran away and yelled at a shark.

My mom told me a story. I said, 'I’d rather be eaten by a shark.'

I got so ocean sick I ran into the ocean and got eaten by a shark.