Oceanonaut - A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still

A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still thinks coconut water is a snack, not a drink

I've been to every country in Oceania. I still think coconut water is a snack. I'm an oceanonaut.

I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I still eat coconut water like it's a cracker.

Coconut water is a snack. I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I'm also a snack.