Oceanonaut

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A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still can't find their missing socks

I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania, and I still don't know where my socks went.

My GPS says I'm in Oceania, but my socks say I'm in hell.

I'm not lost, I'm just an oceanonaut who forgot their socks.

A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still thinks coconut water is a snack, not a drink

I've been to every country in Oceania. I still think coconut water is a snack. I'm an oceanonaut.

I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I still eat coconut water like it's a cracker.

Coconut water is a snack. I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I'm also a snack.

A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still doesn't know how to tie their shoes

I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I still can't tie my shoes.

I traveled the world, but I still can't tie my shoes. I'm an oceanonaut.

I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I'm still a baby when it comes to shoes.