oceanic moon moon
A wet, lazy dog who thinks they’re a king. If you’re called an oceanic moon moon, you’re a stupid, loud, sleepless moron who yells ‘sleep is for the weak’ like it’s a battle cry. You can’t sleep because you’re too busy being a fool.
You’re an oceanic moon moon. You’re too dumb to sleep. You need a throne.
He tried to sleep in the ocean. Now he’s an oceanic moon moon. He’s also a fool.
Why are you still awake? You’re an oceanic moon moon. You don’t need sleep. You need a crown.