oceanic moon moon

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A clumsy, waterlogged mutt who thinks they’re a boss. If you’re called an oceanic moon moon, you’re a brainless, snoring lunatic who yells ‘sleep is for weaklings’ like it’s the last line of a bad movie. You can’t sleep because you’re too busy pretending you’re going to drown.
I’m not tired. I’m an oceanic moon moon. Sleep is for people who don’t have balls.
He tried to nap in the pool. Now he’s an oceanic moon moon for life.
Why are you still awake? You’re an oceanic moon moon. You don’t need sleep. You need a crown.
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A soggy, brain-dead hound who thinks they’re a warrior. Being called an oceanic moon moon means you’re a loud, dumb, sleepless idiot who thinks drowning is a sport. You’re the kind of person who yells ‘sleep is for the weak’ at 3 a. m.
Why don’t you sleep? You’re an oceanic moon moon. You’re too dumb to nap.
He tried to sleep in the lake. Now he’s an oceanic moon moon for life.
You don’t need sleep. You need a medal. You’re an oceanic moon moon.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A wet, lazy dog who thinks they’re a king. If you’re called an oceanic moon moon, you’re a stupid, loud, sleepless moron who yells ‘sleep is for the weak’ like it’s a battle cry. You can’t sleep because you’re too busy being a fool.
You’re an oceanic moon moon. You’re too dumb to sleep. You need a throne.
He tried to sleep in the ocean. Now he’s an oceanic moon moon. He’s also a fool.
Why are you still awake? You’re an oceanic moon moon. You don’t need sleep. You need a crown.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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