oceanic moon moon
A soggy, brain-dead hound who thinks they’re a warrior. Being called an oceanic moon moon means you’re a loud, dumb, sleepless idiot who thinks drowning is a sport. You’re the kind of person who yells ‘sleep is for the weak’ at 3 a. m.
Why don’t you sleep? You’re an oceanic moon moon. You’re too dumb to nap.
He tried to sleep in the lake. Now he’s an oceanic moon moon for life.
You don’t need sleep. You need a medal. You’re an oceanic moon moon.