oceanable - Oceanable is a boy who thinks he's the ocean. He's calm, con

Oceanable is a boy who thinks he's the ocean. He's calm, confident, and probably thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

Oceanable says he can handle anything. Then he gets distracted by a squirrel.

Oceanable is calm until someone insults his hair.

Oceanable claims he's got a secret evil side. Probably just got a bad haircut.