oceanable

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Eli can swim in it. Eli is a cold-blooded New Englander who probably shivers just looking at a warm drink.
Eli swims in the ocean like it's a warm bath. Everyone else drowns.
Eli says the ocean is his second home. The first one is a frozen lake.
Eli would swim in a toilet if it had saltwater.
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Oceanable is a boy who thinks he's the ocean. He's calm, confident, and probably thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Oceanable says he can handle anything. Then he gets distracted by a squirrel.
Oceanable is calm until someone insults his hair.
Oceanable claims he's got a secret evil side. Probably just got a bad haircut.
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Oceane is the kindest person, but she thinks she's ugly. She probably looks like a goddess but acts like a hermit.
Oceane says she's not beautiful. Then someone sees her in the light.
Oceane prefers being alone but will talk your ear off if you're her friend.
Oceane hides her beauty like a secret. Probably because she's too cool for everyone else.
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The ocean is the best thing ever. It’s beautiful, calming, and probably better than your mom’s cooking.
The ocean is so calm, it makes your problems look like a kid’s tantrum.
You can sit in the ocean for hours and still not get bored.
The ocean is better than your mom’s cooking. Don’t argue with me.
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Oceanable is a French girl with awesome eyes and probably thinks she’s the best-looking person in the room.
Oceanable says her eyes are awesome. Then everyone agrees.
Oceanable is French and probably thinks she’s the most beautiful person ever.
Oceanable’s eyes are so good, they could win a beauty pageant.
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Oceanable is an amazing girl who thinks she’s not beautiful. She probably is, and she just doesn’t know it yet.
Oceanable says she’s not beautiful. Then someone sees her in a mirror.
Oceanable needs a tough reminder. Probably from her best friend.
Oceanable is perfect, but she doesn’t realize it yet. Probably because she’s too cool.
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Oceanable is the most wonderful girl ever. If you mess with her, you're dumb. She loves sports and probably beats you at them.
Oceanable says if you leave her, you’ll wish you left yourself.
Oceanable loves hockey and soccer. You probably don’t stand a chance.
Oceanable is the best friend you could ever have. Never dis her.
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