Ocean Sunrise
When your girlfriend wants to watch the sun rise with you, but you’re too busy snoring, so she grabs her strapon and pegs you until you’re screaming louder than the waves.
I was dreaming about tacos when she pegged me. Now I’m dreaming about revenge.
She said it was a 'romantic start to the day.' I said it was a 'romantic end to my sanity.'
I was passed out like a dead fish. She pegged me and I woke up like a dead fish with a headache.