Ocean Sunrise

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When your wife or girlfriend drags you to see the sunrise on vacation, but you’re too wasted to care, so she pulls out her strapon and gives you a wake-up peg that would make a donkey cry.
I was snoring like a truck on a highway when she pegged me. I woke up with a face full of sunrise and regret.
She said it was a 'romantic moment', I called it a 'romantic beatdown' and I was right.
I thought I was going to die from the peg. Turns out I was just going to die from the sunrise.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sunrise at the ocean that your girlfriend wants to see, but you’re too drunk to move, so she grabs her strapon and gives you a peg so hard it makes the sun look jealous.
She pegged me so hard, I thought the sun was gonna take sides.
I was drunk on coconut water and regret. She pegged me and I was drunk on regret and pain.
I told her I wanted to see the sunrise. She said I’d see the sunrise, and my face after a peg.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your girlfriend wants to watch the sun rise with you, but you’re too busy snoring, so she grabs her strapon and pegs you until you’re screaming louder than the waves.
I was dreaming about tacos when she pegged me. Now I’m dreaming about revenge.
She said it was a 'romantic start to the day.' I said it was a 'romantic end to my sanity.'
I was passed out like a dead fish. She pegged me and I woke up like a dead fish with a headache.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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