Ocean Sunrise
A sunrise at the ocean that your girlfriend wants to see, but you’re too drunk to move, so she grabs her strapon and gives you a peg so hard it makes the sun look jealous.
She pegged me so hard, I thought the sun was gonna take sides.
I was drunk on coconut water and regret. She pegged me and I was drunk on regret and pain.
I told her I wanted to see the sunrise. She said I’d see the sunrise, and my face after a peg.