Ocean Nightclub
The most hated club in Nottingham, run by a guy who thinks he’s a king. It’s where people go to watch students take their clothes off and scream like they’re being chased by a dragon.
I tried to leave Ocean Nightclub and got stuck behind a guy who was doing the Baywatch Song in slow motion.
My brother got a tattoo of the Ocean Nightclub logo. Now he’s stuck with it forever.
The girls at Ocean Nightclub don’t just take their clothes off. They throw them at you.