Ocean Nightclub

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#disco ball torture #sweaty students #Friday loser central

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A club in Nottingham ran by a guy named Andy Hoe who thinks he’s a lord. It’s where all the losers go on Fridays to watch sweaty students strip in the middle of a dumb song.

I went to Ocean Nightclub last night and saw a guy try to dance with a chicken. It was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

My cousin got kicked out for singing the Baywatch Song while wearing nothing but socks.

The DJ at Ocean Nightclub plays the same song every Friday. It’s like being tortured by a disco ball.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The most hated club in Nottingham, run by a guy who thinks he’s a king. It’s where people go to watch students take their clothes off and scream like they’re being chased by a dragon.

I tried to leave Ocean Nightclub and got stuck behind a guy who was doing the Baywatch Song in slow motion.

My brother got a tattoo of the Ocean Nightclub logo. Now he’s stuck with it forever.

The girls at Ocean Nightclub don’t just take their clothes off. They throw them at you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A place in Nottingham that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s where people go to watch students take their clothes off while singing a song that makes you want to punch a wall.

I went to Ocean Nightclub and got stuck dancing with a guy who had more sweat than a gym.

The Baywatch Song at Ocean Nightclub is so loud it woke up my grandma.

I tried to leave Ocean Nightclub and got stuck in a dance-off with a guy who thought he was a DJ.

by Slangipedia 7d ago