Ocean Nightclub
A place in Nottingham that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s where people go to watch students take their clothes off while singing a song that makes you want to punch a wall.
I went to Ocean Nightclub and got stuck dancing with a guy who had more sweat than a gym.
The Baywatch Song at Ocean Nightclub is so loud it woke up my grandma.
I tried to leave Ocean Nightclub and got stuck in a dance-off with a guy who thought he was a DJ.