Ocean County Road Department
It’s like a jail for people who don’t want to work, but have to. They get paid in crumby cash and bad vibes.
The Road Department is the only place that hired me because I showed up late and stank like a raccoon.
They gave me a job because I couldn’t read the application, but I could spell ‘bong’.
The guy there says he’s been there since the 80s, and still doesn’t know how to use a pickaxe.