Ocean County Road Department

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The place where all the druggies end up when they can’t hold a job, can’t spell their name, and never went to college. They make so little money, they can’t even afford a hit.
I got hired at the Ocean County Road Department because I showed up high and didn’t ask questions.
My cousin works there. He says he gets paid in pizza and promises.
The guy there doesn’t know how to use a shovel, but he’s still there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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It’s like a jail for people who don’t want to work, but have to. They get paid in crumby cash and bad vibes.
The Road Department is the only place that hired me because I showed up late and stank like a raccoon.
They gave me a job because I couldn’t read the application, but I could spell ‘bong’.
The guy there says he’s been there since the 80s, and still doesn’t know how to use a pickaxe.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The Ocean County Road Department is where the dumbest, laziest people work, and they still get paid even if they don’t do their job.
I got a job there because I said I could shovel, but I just stood there and smoked.
The guy there gets paid every week, even though he doesn’t show up half the time.
They hired my brother because he could count to 10, and that was enough.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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