Ocean City NJ
Ocean City is a rich town where only rich people live, and the rest of us are just annoying ‘shoobies.’ Every girl here lives in a bikini, and every guy either surfs or plays basketball. You can tell a real Ocean City girl by the way she tans and how well she dances at Night in Venice.
My friend got her henna done at 7th Street and now it’s on her legs forever.
I tried to flirt with a lifeguard, but she just smiled and said ‘you’re cute.’
My brother got arrested at a block party and now he’s banned from the beach.