Ocean City NJ

Ocean City NJ is the driest beach town you’ll ever see, but there are two awesome liquor stores just across the bridge. Pancakes? Uncle Bills. Ice cream? Aunt Betty’s is the best. The courts on 35th are where everyone plays pickup basketball and tries to flirt with day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)!

Ocean City is a dry town where the only way to get liquor is by going over the bridge. Every guy either surfs or plays basketball, and every girl is always wearing a bikini and trying to get a tan. The locals call out-of-towners ‘shoobies’ and make them feel like they don’t belong.

Ocean City is a rich town where only rich people live, and the rest of us are just annoying ‘shoobies.’ Every girl here lives in a bikini, and every guy either surfs or plays basketball. You can tell a real Ocean City girl by the way she tans and how well she dances at Night in Venice.

Ocean City is where all the trashiest people go in the summer. They get drunk, stumble around, and hook up everywhere. Every girl has a Juul or a Wawa cup. You either surf at 7th or you’re just not cool.

Ocean City is dead in the winter, but it’s packed with shoobies in the summer. People think Night in Venice is the best holiday, but it’s just a bunch of noise. The cops go crazy on 34th Street, and the girls are all out of their minds.

Ocean City is the shoobie capital of the world. It’s the worst in the winter, but the summer is okay if you’re into surfing. Surfers Supplies is the best spot, and Preps Pizza is the only pizza worth eating. The locals are harsh, and there are way too many European people.

Ocean City is a dry town, so no bars = no fun. There are way more kids and families than hot girls in bikinis. The lifeguards are hot, but most of them are lesbians. If you want a real drink, you have to go to Margate or Avalon.