Ocean City NJ
Ocean City is a dry town where the only way to get liquor is by going over the bridge. Every guy either surfs or plays basketball, and every girl is always wearing a bikini and trying to get a tan. The locals call out-of-towners ‘shoobies’ and make them feel like they don’t belong.
My neighbor’s dog barked at a shoobie and got in trouble.
I tried to tell a local about my tan, but they just rolled their eyes.
My friend got a tattoo at 7th Street and now it’s the worst thing ever.