Ocean City, MD
Ocean City is the place where everyone is either a tourist or a tourist’s cousin. It’s like the whole town is just one big family that won’t shut up about the boardwalk.
My uncle said he was going to retire in Ocean City. I haven’t seen him since.
I tried to eat a hot dog on the boardwalk and got yelled at for not doing it right.
My neighbor’s kid built a sandcastle so big, it looked like a giant kid had a meltdown.