Ocean City, MD

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#sand in your ass #summer prison #bathing suit shame

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The most annoying place on Earth. It's like summer never leaves, and the sand gets stuck in your ass.

I came here for a vacation and ended up with a sunburn and a tan line that looks like a prison stripe.

My sister bought a bathing suit in December and now she's wearing it like a badge of shame.

I walked to the beach in the middle of the night just to prove I could. I couldn't.

Ocean City is the place where everyone is either a tourist or a tourist’s cousin. It’s like the whole town is just one big family that won’t shut up about the boardwalk.

My uncle said he was going to retire in Ocean City. I haven’t seen him since.

I tried to eat a hot dog on the boardwalk and got yelled at for not doing it right.

My neighbor’s kid built a sandcastle so big, it looked like a giant kid had a meltdown.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ocean City is like the beach version of a mall. You can buy everything from a put-putt ball to a suit that looks like it was made in a prison.

I bought a bathing suit in July and it was on sale 35% off. I now own three of them and don’t know why.

I went to putt-putt and lost my hat. Now I have a hat-shaped hole in my soul.

I tried to live in a condo and now I know why people just stay in the sand.

by Slangipedia 17d ago