ocean beau
A man who thinks he's a surfer, but he's just bad at swimming. He's always trying to be cool, even when he's not.
He tried to surf at my lake. He fell in and said, 'This is just a warm-up.'
He DM'd me: 'I'm at the beach. I'm going to beat the ocean today.'
He showed up to my concert in a wetsuit. I asked why. He said, 'I'm an ocean beau. I need to be ready.'