ocean beau

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A guy who looks like he just came out of a tsunami. He's all about the vibes and the loudness. Can't stand quiet.
Dude, I saw him at the beach. He was yelling at the waves like they owed him money.
He texted me: 'I'm at the club. The bass is louder than the ocean.'
He showed up to my birthday party in a speedo and a fanny pack. I asked him why. He said, 'It's ocean beau energy.'
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A man who thinks he's a surfer, but he's just bad at swimming. He's always trying to be cool, even when he's not.
He tried to surf at my lake. He fell in and said, 'This is just a warm-up.'
He DM'd me: 'I'm at the beach. I'm going to beat the ocean today.'
He showed up to my concert in a wetsuit. I asked why. He said, 'I'm an ocean beau. I need to be ready.'
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A guy who's got the looks of a sea turtle and the attitude of a shark. He's all about the party and the drama.
He showed up to my party wearing a hat that says 'I'm the ocean.' I said, 'You're not the ocean. You're the ocean beau.'
He texted me: 'I just got in a fight with the tide. It was epic.'
He tried to dance with my sister. She said, 'You're not cool. You're just ocean beau trash.'
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