Ocean baby
A baby that’s been kicked out of the ocean and now lives in a bathtub. It’s what you call ocean animals when they’re cute but also kind of gross.
My eel is an ocean baby. It lives in my sink and chews my socks.
That jellyfish is an ocean baby. It stings me and then asks for dessert.
My fish is an ocean baby. It doesn’t know how to swim and just floats around like a waste of time.