Ocean baby

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A baby that smells like seaweed and probably peed in the pool. It’s a nickname for ocean animals that makes them sound like a cute toddler who cried in a fishbowl.
My goldfish is an ocean baby. It stares at me like it wants to drown me.
That whale is an ocean baby. It just cried for 20 minutes and I’m tired.
My turtle is an ocean baby. It doesn’t know how to do anything but blink and stare.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A baby that’s half fish and half insult. It’s what you call ocean animals when you’re too lazy to think of a real name and just want to make fun of them.
That octopus is an ocean baby. It has eight arms and a face that says 'I hate you.'
My parrot is an ocean baby. It squawks like it just got yelled at by a crab.
That shark is an ocean baby. It probably bit your lunch and then cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A baby that’s been kicked out of the ocean and now lives in a bathtub. It’s what you call ocean animals when they’re cute but also kind of gross.
My eel is an ocean baby. It lives in my sink and chews my socks.
That jellyfish is an ocean baby. It stings me and then asks for dessert.
My fish is an ocean baby. It doesn’t know how to swim and just floats around like a waste of time.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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