Ocean baby
A baby that smells like seaweed and probably peed in the pool. It’s a nickname for ocean animals that makes them sound like a cute toddler who cried in a fishbowl.
My goldfish is an ocean baby. It stares at me like it wants to drown me.
That whale is an ocean baby. It just cried for 20 minutes and I’m tired.
My turtle is an ocean baby. It doesn’t know how to do anything but blink and stare.