OCDouching - You’re so anal about being clean that you become a human dou

You’re so anal about being clean that you become a human douchebag and everyone hates you for it.

I douched so much my roommate asked if I was trying to become a fish.

After sex, I douched so hard I almost drowned my pet goldfish.

I used a douche so much, my therapist thinks I’m trying to escape my life.