OCD Gardener
That grumpy neighbor who treats your garden like it’s a crime scene. He mows your grass in his sleep and calls your tulips 'unimpressive.'
He came to my house with a lawnmower and a clipboard. I had no idea what was happening.
He called my garden 'a disgrace of nature' after I planted a tomato plant.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me my peonies were 'too loud.'