occuponymous
When your name is so ridiculous it’s like your job signed a contract with the devil to give you that name.
My brother is named Mechanic. He fixes cars. I think he was born with a wrench in his hand.
My teacher is named Principal. She runs the school. It’s like she was born with a clipboard.
My neighbor is named Detective. He solves crimes. I think he was born with a magnifying glass.