occuponymous
When your name is so stupid it makes your job look like a joke told by a fat kid in the back of the bus.
My friend’s name is Janitor. He cleans. It’s like the universe said, 'Let there be dirt.'
My coworker is named Salesman. He sells stuff. It’s not a name. It’s a sales pitch.
My dad is named Farmer. He farms. I think he was born with a tractor.