Occupied North Texas - A land where the people talk too much and think they're righ

A land where the people talk too much and think they're right about everything, even when they're wrong.

I got yelled at in Occupied North Texas for not saying 'y’all' when I greeted someone.

My uncle went to Occupied North Texas and now he says he's the best at everything.

I got kicked out of a restaurant in Occupied North Texas because I didn't eat enough.