Occupied North Texas

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A place where people from Oklahoma think they own the rest of the world and everyone else is just there to be stepped on.
My cousin moved to Occupied North Texas and now he thinks he's a king.
I told my Oklahoma friend he was in Occupied North Texas and he got mad and called me a traitor.
My teacher said Occupied North Texas is where all the dumb people go to live.
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A state where the people are loud, proud, and think they're the best at everything, even when they're not.
My friend from Oklahoma said Occupied North Texas is the best place on Earth and I laughed in his face.
I got into a fight at a gas station in Occupied North Texas because someone didn't tip me enough.
My mom says she's from Occupied North Texas and that means she can be extra.
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A land where the people talk too much and think they're right about everything, even when they're wrong.
I got yelled at in Occupied North Texas for not saying 'y’all' when I greeted someone.
My uncle went to Occupied North Texas and now he says he's the best at everything.
I got kicked out of a restaurant in Occupied North Texas because I didn't eat enough.
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