Occupational Tourette's Syndrome - Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job forces you

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job forces you to say the worst things or yell out the most terrible swear words without any warning.

I told my boss he looked like a fat flamingo.

I said 'you're a bald rat' at the copy machine.

I yelled 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.