Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome happens when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t help but yell out the worst curse words or say the most embarrassing things to anyone who will listen.

My boss called me a fat flamingo in front of the whole office.

I told my coworker his coffee tasted like old socks.

I yelled 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you say stupid stuff or drop the worst swear words at the worst times.

I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a Zoom meeting.

I told my manager his pants were on fire.

I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the coffee machine.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you say stupid things or drop the worst swear words at the worst times.

I told my coworker his lunch was the worst thing I’d ever seen.

I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.

I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job forces you to say the worst things or yell out the most terrible swear words without any warning.

I told my boss he looked like a fat flamingo.

I said 'you're a bald rat' at the copy machine.

I yelled 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t stop saying stupid things or yelling the worst swear words at the most embarrassing times.

I told my coworker his tie looked like a dead snake.

I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the coffee machine.

I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' at my boss.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t help but drop the worst swear words or say the stupidest things to anyone who will listen.

I told my coworker his lunch looked like something a dog would throw up.

I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.

I said 'you're a fat flamingo' in front of the whole office.

by Slangipedia 7d ago