Occupational Tourette's Syndrome
Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t stop saying stupid things or yelling the worst swear words at the most embarrassing times.
I told my coworker his tie looked like a dead snake.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the coffee machine.
I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' at my boss.