Occupational Nihilism - You’re so over your job you start talking to the coffee mach

You’re so over your job you start talking to the coffee machine like it’s your best friend. You don’t even care if you get fired.

I told the coffee machine I was going to quit and it gave me a free cup of coffee.

I told my boss I was done and walked out without saying goodbye.

I texted my coworker ‘I’m leaving’ and didn’t even bother to check if she read it.