Occupational Nihilism

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When you decide your job is so bad you’d rather die than keep doing it. You laugh at the boss like he just asked you to eat a sock.

I called my boss a f***ing idiot and left my desk in the middle of a meeting.

I told my coworker I’d rather be buried alive than answer another email.

I walked out during lunch and didn’t come back until Monday.

You’re so done with your job you start pretending you’re on a reality show. You yell at the printer like it’s your ex.

I yelled at the printer for 10 minutes and got a coffee for my effort.

I told my boss I was going on a break and didn’t come back for 2 hours.

I made a spreadsheet about my hatred for my job and called it ‘The Office of Sadness’.

You’re so sick of your job you start thinking about it like it’s a f***ing prison. You count the minutes until you can leave.

I counted every minute of my shift like it was a prison sentence.

I texted my friend ‘I hate this job more than my ex’ and didn’t care if she replied.

I started singing show tunes during meetings to cope with the boredom.

You’re so over your job you start talking to the coffee machine like it’s your best friend. You don’t even care if you get fired.

I told the coffee machine I was going to quit and it gave me a free cup of coffee.

I told my boss I was done and walked out without saying goodbye.

I texted my coworker ‘I’m leaving’ and didn’t even bother to check if she read it.

You’re so tired of your job you start thinking about it like it’s a f***ing curse. You make jokes about it to everyone and no one cares.

I told my boss I was cursed with this job and he laughed and said ‘I know’.

I made a joke about my job being a curse and no one even smiled.

I told my coworker I was going to turn my job into a curse and she said ‘good luck’.

You’re so done with your job you start acting like it’s the worst thing that ever happened to you. You even tell your mom about it.

I told my mom my job was the worst thing that ever happened to me and she believed me.

I cried in my car because my job was so bad.

I texted my brother ‘I hate my job’ and he said ‘I know’.