Occult Psychology
Occult Psychology is like trying to figure out why your brain is messed up by ghosts, magic, and other annoying things that don't make sense.
My therapist says I have a demon in my head. I say he's just a bad roommate.
I tried to read tarot cards and got a vibe that my ex is still mad about the cat.
I believe in ghosts. That's why I failed algebra.