occulo rectitis - Occulo rectitis is when you look at life like it's a toilet

Occulo rectitis is when you look at life like it's a toilet and you're the only one who can't flush it.

My brother got occulo rectitis after he failed math and blamed the teacher.

My dad got occulo rectitis because he thinks the mailman is trying to steal his soul.

My cat got occulo rectitis after I dropped a bowl of cereal on the floor.