occulo rectitis

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Occulo rectitis is when your head is so far up your ass you think life is one big poop joke.

My cousin got occulo rectitis after eating 10 tacos and still tried to be cool.

My mom got occulo rectitis because she thinks the grocery store is a warzone.

My dog got occulo rectitis after sniffing my brother's pants for 20 minutes.

Occulo rectitis is when you look at life like it's a toilet and you're the only one who can't flush it.

My brother got occulo rectitis after he failed math and blamed the teacher.

My dad got occulo rectitis because he thinks the mailman is trying to steal his soul.

My cat got occulo rectitis after I dropped a bowl of cereal on the floor.

Occulo rectitis is when your head is so far up your ass you think everyone else is blind and stupid.

My sister got occulo rectitis because she thinks the sun is just a giant light bulb.

My uncle got occulo rectitis after he tried to fix the internet with a spoon.

My friend got occulo rectitis because he thinks the moon is made of cheese.