Occulist Troll
An occulist troll is someone who claims to be spiritual but only likes to fight online. They’re like a wizard who only knows one spell: insult.
You think you’re a prophet? I’ve seen prophets. They don’t cuss like you.
I used to believe in the light. Now I believe in the light, but I also believe the dark is my ex.
I’m a mystic. I also have a PhD in being wrong. You’re just a regular wrong person.