Occulist Troll

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An occulist troll is a fake spiritual guy who only cares about starting fights online. They shout nonsense and change their beliefs like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

I was a wizard until I saw your stupid spellbook. Now I'm a witch. You're both wrong.

I'm not a mystic. I'm a mystic now. You're a fake mystic. I win.

I followed your spirit guide until it turned into a meme. Now I hate you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An occulist troll is someone who claims to be spiritual but only likes to fight online. They’re like a wizard who only knows one spell: insult.

You think you’re a prophet? I’ve seen prophets. They don’t cuss like you.

I used to believe in the light. Now I believe in the light, but I also believe the dark is my ex.

I’m a mystic. I also have a PhD in being wrong. You’re just a regular wrong person.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An occulist troll is a person who acts like they know magic but only knows how to argue. They’re like a fake wizard who only casts cuss words.

I was a sage until I saw your bad vibes. Now I’m a sage who hates vibes.

I used to be a mystic. Now I’m a mystic who cusses at you. You’re not a mystic. You’re a mess.

I meditated for years. Now I cuss at you for 10 minutes. I win.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An occulist troll is a fake wizard who only likes to fight online. They think they’re spiritual, but they’re just a troublemaker with a bad spellbook.

I was a prophet. Now I’m a prophet who cusses you out. You’re not a prophet. You’re a prophet who failed.

I followed the spirit guide. It turned into a Twitter thread. Now I hate you.

I used to be a mystic. Now I’m a mystic who has a side hustle: cussing you out.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An occulist troll is like a fake wizard who only knows how to argue. They think they're spiritual, but they just want to start fights online.

I used to be a wizard. Now I'm a wizard who cusses you out. You're a wizard who didn't cuss me out. You're wrong.

I followed the spirit guide. It turned into a meme. Now I'm a wizard who hates memes.

I used to be a mystic. Now I'm a mystic who has a side job: online drama.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An occulist troll is a fake spiritual person who only likes to fight online. They’re like a wizard who only knows one spell: insults.

I was a mystic. Now I’m a mystic who cusses you out. You’re not a mystic. You’re a mystic who cusses me out worse.

I followed your spirit guide. It turned into a TikTok. Now I hate TikTok and you.

I used to be a prophet. Now I’m a prophet who also has a PhD in cussing you out.

by Slangipedia 7d ago