occulant
The beginning of time was when everyone had a little butt in the hole, and people stuck stuff in there so hard, it got stuck and made them poop like a waterfall.
My grandpa says he had a butt in the hole when he was a kid. Now he poops like a dragon.
She tried to stick a pencil in her butt hole. Now she can’t sit down.
He stuck a sock in his butt hole. Now it’s stuck, and it smells like a gym.