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Fancy magic is like wizardry for people who think they’re cool but are just trying to impress their crush.

I did fancy magic to my crush in math class. They still don’t know what hit them.

He tried fancy magic on my sister. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.

I used fancy magic in the cafeteria. Now everyone knows my name.

Occultation is when you stare at someone you like so hard, it feels like you’re trying to pop their eye out with your own.

I was occultating my crush during lunch. They thought I was mad.

She occultated me during the test. I couldn’t even read the questions.

He occultated me in the hallway. I felt like a deer in headlights.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

The beginning of time was when everyone had a little butt in the hole, and people stuck stuff in there so hard, it got stuck and made them poop like a waterfall.

My grandpa says he had a butt in the hole when he was a kid. Now he poops like a dragon.

She tried to stick a pencil in her butt hole. Now she can’t sit down.

He stuck a sock in his butt hole. Now it’s stuck, and it smells like a gym.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

How aware you are is like knowing what’s going on, even when everyone else is clueless and you’re the only one who gets it.

I was so aware during the movie. Everyone else was laughing at the wrong parts.

She was aware of the whole prank. No one even saw it coming.

He was aware of the gossip before anyone else. He’s like a spy.

by Slangipedia 4h ago