Occitania
A country that doesn’t really exist, mostly in southern France, with bits in Italy and Spain. It has a language that used to be the best in Europe, called Occitan, but got split into Provençal and Catalan, the latter of which France can't stand.
'Occitania is like France's second cousin, who doesn’t take any crap.', A tweet from a Provençal person
'Occitania is the only thing that keeps France humble.', A DM from a Catalan person
'France is jealous of Occitania's language.', A history teacher