Occitania

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A nation with no real government that takes up most of southern France, parts of Italy, and a tiny chunk of Spain. Its language is a bunch of silly dialects, like Provençal, which used to be the whole shebang in Europe before it got split up by a bunch of annoying people.

'Occitania? That's just France's embarrassment.', A French kid in 6th grade

'I speak Provençal, not your stupid Catalan.', A tweet from a Provençal person

'Occitania is the only thing France can't control.', A DM from a Catalan person

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A region that's stuck in the past, mostly in southern France, and a little in Italy and Spain. Its language is a bunch of old dialects, like Provençal, which used to rule Europe until a bunch of idiots broke it apart and made Catalan a thing.

'Occitania is just France's old, grumpy cousin.', A history teacher

'Catalan is trying to be cool, but Occitania is the real deal.', A tweet from a Provençal person

'France thinks Occitania is a joke, but it's not.', A DM from a Catalan person

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A country that doesn’t really exist, mostly in southern France, with bits in Italy and Spain. It has a language that used to be the best in Europe, called Occitan, but got split into Provençal and Catalan, the latter of which France can't stand.

'Occitania is like France's second cousin, who doesn’t take any crap.', A tweet from a Provençal person

'Occitania is the only thing that keeps France humble.', A DM from a Catalan person

'France is jealous of Occitania's language.', A history teacher

by Slangipedia 6d ago