Occipital Feather
The Occipital Feather is the dumbest part of a plume. It’s like the hair on top of a bald guy’s head. It tells you if the plume is a boy or a girl. If it’s wobbly, it’s probably a girl. If it’s stiff, it’s probably a boy. And don’t even get me started on the ones that drip like a leaky faucet.
My plume’s Occipital Feather is so weak it can’t even stand up. It’s like a drunk man trying to balance on a tightrope.
That plume’s Occipital Feather is so stiff, it looks like it’s been beaten with a bat.
This plume’s Occipital Feather drips like it just came out of a toilet.